While on holiday, Peter and Debbie befriend Elsa, a lusty widow from Denver, USA. She’s not very woke but sort of wonderful. When Elsa invites herself to stay a few months later, they decide to Google her and what they find puts them in a terrible dilemma. “We’re dying of manners. We’re under siege from personal embarrassment. This is not sane. This is not rational. That woman is a monster! Isn’t she?”

While on holiday, Peter and Debbie befriend Elsa, a lusty widow from Denver, USA. She’s not very woke but sort of wonderful. They agree to stay in touch – because no one ever does, do they? When Elsa invites herself to stay a few months later, they decide to Google her. What they find puts them in a terrible dilemma. They don’t want to seem impolite, but how do they stop Elsa from arriving on their doorstep?

The Sinodun Players present this amateur production by arrangement with Nick Hern Books.

Not suitable for those under 14 years of age.

Celebrating the 250th anniversary of their births, this unmissable new documentary explores Turner and Constable’s intertwined lives and legacies alongside the groundbreaking Tate exhibition.

Two of Britain’s greatest painters, J.M.W. Turner and John Constable were also the greatest of rivals. Born within a year of each other, both used landscape painting to reflect the changing world around them. Now, these two greats are reuniting. Tate Britain is bringing these two greats together for a groundbreaking exhibition in London from November 2025 to April 2026, and Exhibition on Screen once again has exclusive and privileged access to bring their extraordinary art and remarkable stories to the big screen. Discover unexpected sides to both artists with intimate views of sketchbooks and personal items and insights from leading experts.